WELCOME FROM WILD ANIMAL REMOVAL SERVICES OR WWW.BRSSREMOVAL.COM FOR SHORT LOL

Welcome!

AAA WILD ANIMAL REMOVAL & BAT SPECIALISTS.
WWW.BRSSREMOVAL.COM

905-812-1386 416-234-5208

519-569-7866

CALL US TO SOLVE YOUR ANIMAL PROBLEM BEFORE IT TURNS INTO AN ANIMAL SITUATION!!!

WE ALSO OFFER:

ANIMAL PROOFING OF BUSINESS, HOUSE, GARAGE, SHEDS, ETC.
COMPLETE ATTIC CLEAN-OUT AND DISINFECTION
REINSULTATION
CAPPING OF CHIMNEYS AND VENTS AND PLUMBING STACKS
ROOF, VENT, FLASHING AND SOFFET REPAIR
MESH AND CEMENTING FOR PORCHES, DECKS AND SHEDS

ARE YOU HEARING CHEWING, SCRATCHING, WALKING, THUMPING,
GROWLING IN YOUR WALLS OR ATTIC?

ARE YOU SMELLING SMELLS YOU HAVEN’T SMELL BEFORE?

ODOURS OF FISH/TUNA, WET DIRTY NEWSPAPER OR SHOES, ROTTEN MEAT YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING FROM A CHIPMUNK THAT CHEWED AN ELECTRICAL CABLE IN YOUR ATTIC AND GOT FRIED.

A SQUIRREL THAT SCOPED YOUR ATTIC OUT AND MOVED HIS WHOLE FAMILY IN, CHEWING AND RUNNING AND GNAWING. THEN HAVING SIX MORE BABIES EACH NEXT YEAR!!

A FAMILY OF RATS OR MICE THAT DECIDED TO BUILD A JAMMIN PAD UNDER YOUR DRIER OR IN THE BACK CORNER OF YOUR STORAGE ROOM. BECAUSE THEY AREN’T BOTHERED THEY’LL KEEP PARTYING AND MAKING MORE RATS TO PEE ALL OVER YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS, AND YOUR DAUGHETER’S OLD TOYS, AND TO CHEW ALL ALL THOSE BABY PICS.

YOUR HUSBAND SAYING “WE DON’T NEED TO CALL NOBODY, I GOT THIS BABE! THE RACCOONS ARE GONE, I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING IN THE ATTIC. I CLOSED THE HOLE MYSELF. THAT RACCOON WILL NEVER GET BACK IN!!”
AND WHAT HAPPENS?

MOMMY RACCOON WHILE OUT ON HER NIGHTLY ROMP THROUGH YOUR NEIGHBOURS GARBAGE AND GETTIN A LITTLE TAIL LOL. COMES HOME TO REALIZE THAT SOME ASS PUT SOME WOOD OVER HER DOORWAY (SIDE WALL LOUVER VENT). NEEDLESS TO SAY ,SHE WAS NONE TO HAPPY. THIS TIME SHE DIDN’T USE THE DOWN SPOUT. SHE CLAWED AND CLIMBED HER WAY UP THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE. BREAKING PIECES OF THE SIDING AND DESTROYING THE LOUVER VENT TO NOTHING AND SHE WALKED RIGHT IN.

BRILLIANT JOB HUBBY.

THEN WHAT HAPPENS?

YOUR HUBBY NOT KNOWING THAT MOMMA IS BACK LETS THE DOG OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND LEAVES THE SLIDING DOOR OPEN “FOR SOME AIR” BUT LADIES WE REALLY KNOW HE’S JUST TO LAZY TO WAIT TO LET THE DOG BACK IN LOL.

SO O O O O

WHAT HAPPENS?

THE DOG RUNS INTO THE BACK YARD AND SPOTS WHAT HE THINKS IS A CAT. HE GRABS THE TAILS IN HIS MOUTH AND YELPS!!! IT’S NOT A CAT, BUT IT’S TOO LATE AND BEFORE HE DROPS THE SKUNK HE’S BEEN SPRAYED DIRECTLY IN THE MOUTH AND EYES.

SO O O O O

THE SKUNK RUNS UNDER THE SHED (HER NEW HOME AS THERE IS LOTS OF FOOD BECAUSE THE RACCOON KEEPS RIPPING EVERYTHING APART IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD THAT SMELLS LIKE FOOD.)

THE DOG RUNS BACK IN THE HOUSE THROUGH THE OPEN SLIDING DOOR LOOKING FOR HUBBY TO HELP HIM UPSTAIRS IN THE BEDROOMS DOWN TO THE BASEMENT ONLY TO FIND YOUR HUBBY AT THE FRONT DOOR LOOKING UP AT MOMMA RACCOON WHOM IS SMILING AT HIM FROM

HER NEW DOORWAY.

DON’T LET THAT BE YOU!!!

AAA WILD ANIMAL REMOVAL & BAT SPECIALISTS.
WWW.BRSSREMOVAL.COM

CALL US TO SOLVE YOUR ANIMAL PROBLEM BEFORE IT TURNS INTO AN ANIMAL SITUATION!!!

TORONTO, GTA AND SURROUNDING AREAS
416-234-5208
MISSISSAUGA, ST. CATHERINES, HAMILTON, OAKVILLE, BURLINGTON, BRAMPTON & SURROUNDING AREAS
905-812-1386
KITCHENER, WATERLOO, CAMBRIDGE, GUELPH AND SURROUNDING AREAS
519-569-7866

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